Thursday, September 30, 2010

Week 4 Pickoff

Atlanta
Cincinnati
NY Jets
Seattle
Denver
Green Bay
Pittsburgh
New Orleans
Indianapolis
Houston
Philadelphia
San Diego
Chicago
New England

FDR:

Atlanta
NY Jets
Cinci
Green Bay
New Orleans
Pittsburgh
St. Louis
Tennessee
Indy
Houston
Washington
San Diego
Chicago
Miami


Smuckers
Atlanta
NYJ
Cinci
Green Bay
Denver
St. Louis
New Orleans
Pit
Houston
Indy
Washington
San Diego
NYG
Miami

Season Total:
Bob Cobb: 31-17 (10-6 last week)
FDR: 30-18 (10-6 last week)
Smuckers: 26-22 (11-5 last week)

Friday, September 24, 2010

Hype Machine

In between mocking the NFC West, Sports Guy dropped a random line about Jay Pharoah having a better career on SNL than Eddie Murphy. Given that Eddie Murphy singlehandedly saved SNL for three years after the iconic original cast left and the last black guy SNL hired made his name on Nickelodeon, that claim seemed highly dubious.

I'm not ready to agree with the SG, but this guy can do some serious impressions. I'm sure the hip, urban SNL writers like Seth Myers will utilize his talents well by sticking him in a 12:45 am sketch and leaving the Obama impression to the ex Mr. Peggy Olson.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Week 3 Pickoff

NY Giants
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Dallas
San Francisco
Minnesota
New England
Atlanta
Washington
Philadelphia
Arizona
San Diego
Indianapolis
Miami
Green Bay

Franklin D. Romanowski:

Kansas City
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Tennessee
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Washington
Houston
Philadelphia
Indy
Arizona
San Diego
Miami
Green Bay

Smuckers:
Minnesota
Kansas City
New England
New Orleans
Tenn
Pitt
Cinci
Baltimore
Dallas
Washington
Michael Vick!
Indy
Oakland
San Diego
New York
Green Bay

Season Total:
Bob Cobb: 21-11 (10-6 last week)
FDR: 20-12 (11-5 last week)
Smuckers: 15-17 (8-8 last week)

Philadelphia - Always Classy

The professional journalists at the New York Daily News put together this photo essay that brings out nostalgia for any Philly sports fan. Enjoy.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Anatomy of a Play

While I had not planned to lament this weekend's football actions, my fans demanded more, so I'm back for another round. Let's go right to the videotape.


Notre Dame - Michigan State

There's many ways to lose a football game, and over the last few years of watching Notre Dame and the 49ers, I've seen a lot of these variations. However, around 11:50 pm last Saturday, I saw a new one: The Fake Field Goal in Overtime. While the game had numerous ups and downs and I could point blame at many people, I'll just focus on the play.

1. The Defense Called.
As TMQ pointed out, the odds at this point in the game skewed towards ND. Yes, MSU's kicker had made 4 field goals the game before, but there's a huge difference between kicking against Florida Atlantic and kicking to save the game on national TV. Furthermore, college kicker are significant worse than NFL kickers, so the odds he makes a 46 yard field goal, outside, on grass are 50/50 at best (I would best the numbers are even less), and at worst, Notre Dame would have the advantage in the 2nd OT, as they would get the ball second.

With all of that going on, why even bother rushing the kicker? The odds are great enough that college players will do something stupid and get a roughing the kicker penalty (ND had already committed a stupid, though questionable clipping penalty at the end of the game that kill a chance to ice the game before overtime) and rarely do kicks get blocked from the side rusher (more often, the block comes from a defensive lineup getting a push up the middle and getting a hand up). So while the fake was obviously a gusty and unexpected call, the decision to even have players rushing needs to be questioned.

2. The Scheme of the Play

Kelly swore after the game that the team knew about a potential fake, as MSU had run the exact play in their bowl game last year. If that's really the case (and I have serious doubts), then the Domers' special teams coordinator needs to have his head examined. The defensive play had Notre Dame's best cornerback (who's probably good enough to get draft in the mid-rounds next year) cover the kicker, while their safety covered the TE man to man, and their slower middle linebacker (the one who almost lost his job in training camp because his pass coverage wasn't good enough) cover MSU's fast freshman RB.

Neither of these players are very "athletic". Would someone ever scheme such a defense in a regular play (you can replace kicker with slow, skinny, unathletic fullback)? Of course not. Again, we'll never really know of that was the schemed response to the fake, but either way, it was poor coaching. Of course, ND Nation was promised better with a new regime. So far, not so good.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Much Faster and Slightly Less Accurate

than DMac, Michael Vick, in his prime, was the best athlete to ever play the quarterback position. And watching him play the last two weeks, if he's not quite the specimen he once was he's pretty darned close. The Eagles offensive line is beyond terrible. They weren't any good to start with , and once J Jackson got lost for the year at center look out. The defense is awful as well, but that's a subject for another post.
Considering how well Vick played (and the likelihood of this being an at best mediocre season for the birds), if Reid put him back on the bench he'd have a quarterback controversy for the rest of the year. This way, if Vick falters or gets hurt, Reid can go back to Kolb without worrying about any fan or player fallout. It's an unfortunate situation for Kevin, who is probably still having nightmares about forcing the ball into double coverage in Green Bay, but Smuckers understands.
What Smuckers does not understand is why Reid all but announced that Kolb would start on Monday, allowed Kolb to give a news conference under the context that he was still the guy, then pulled the rug out from under him on Tuesday. My guess is that Vick so far has so drastically outperformed expectations, and Kolb was so clueless and terrible in the preseason and against Green Bay, that the more footage Andy watched the more he sat there chewing on the end of his fabulous grey and red moustache. People like to talk about how Kolb only had a 3o min audition, but they didn't score a single first team offensive touchdown in the entire postseason.
Still, how hard would it have been to just pretend Kolb's head was still bothering him? At least for another week to see if Vick can keep this up? That would have saved everyone what's turning into a terrible public relations headache, no pun intended. And it's a shame to throw a good guy under the bus in this manner.

PS This offensive line is going to get someone killed eventually, regardless of who plays QB.

Breaking News

Michael Vick has been named the permanent starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. I'll be back with more comments as soon as I have some time to digest this development. In the meantime, please enjoy this clip I've been meaning to post for a few days. Hopefully it will get Bob Cobb off of suicide watch.