Friday, October 29, 2010

Follow Up

While there are many things I could write about (the aging of the Phillies, the apparent curse on the Notre Dame football program, the comeback of Troy Smith in England), I'll just follow up BC's post with these two clips from the Colbert Report from last night.

While his questions are hilariously offensive, they probably represent millions of peoples' actual views. It's entirely conceivable to imagine a Fox News personality conducting the same exact interview in the same style, just without the humorous undertone.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Week 8 Picks

Detroit
Dallas
Miami
Kansas City
St. Louis
Denver
NY Jets
San Diego
Arizona
New England
Oakland
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis

Smuckers
Miami
Jacksonville
Washington
KC
St. Louis
Green Bay
Denver
San Diego
Oakland
New England
Tampa Bay
Pitt
Houston

Bob Cobb: 61-43 (7-7 last week)
FDR: 61-43 (9-5 last week)
Smuckers: 59-45 (9-5 last week)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The End of an Era?

Bob Cobb had a great Friday night watching the 2010 Yankees end their season after being outplayed and outmanaged by the young and talented Texas Rangers. Despite having more or less the same team as last year's champions, the 2010 Yankees lacked the killer instinct they displayed last postseason.

Looking forward to the offseason, the debate begins whether the Yankees will re-sign their core group of Captain Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, and Andy Pettitte. This group won five rings together, but I think they just played their last game together.

Derek Jeter
Jeter is the greatest Yankee since Don Mattingly. His #2 jersey for certain will be retired one day. After the season ended Friday night, Jeter completed the final year of a 10-year $189 million contract. Even though 2010 was one of the worst seasons of his career (.270/.340/.370 in 2010 compared to .314/.385/.452 for his career), Jeter will remain a Yankee. I think he will agree to a 4-year $50 million contract with the Yanks - any other team would offer him roughly 4 years and $32 million. He is 36 with declining range at SS and waning numbers at the plate. His value to the Yankees brand and his leadership are plenty to justify the incremental cost to the Steinbrenners. Besides, do you see any other leadership on this team? I think Mark Teixeira is the next captain of the Yankees, but he won't get that chance until Jeter's career ends. Otherwise, I don't see anyone else who could fill that void - certainly not A-Rod, Cano, etc.

Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera is one of the greatest Yankees ever and his #42 will be retired in the Bronx as soon as he leaves the game of baseball. He just finished the final year of a 3-year $45 mm deal. This September he showed some age, but he still dominated the Twins in the ALDS. If he decides to return, the Yanks will offer him a 1-year deal, but Mo will ask for a 2-year deal. Cashman will give it to him - 2 years, $28 mm. Besides, he made 61 appearances, saved 33/38 games, 0.83 WHIP, and 1.80 ERA. Mo turns 41 next month and my gut is that he'll leave baseball. I'm guessing after he won that fifth ring he thought that same team could get a sixth. That didn't happen, so I think he hangs it up. Whether or not Jeter stays with the Yanks could also influence Mo.

Andy Pettitte
No matter what happens this offseason, Andy Pettitte has been a great Yankee. His career numbers are impressive, but in my opinion not worthy of Cooperstown. His postseason record of 19-10 with a 3.83 ERA may grab some votes, but I still think he'll come up short with 240 wins, a career ERA of 3.88, and 0 Cy Young awards (he only contended for a Cy in 1996). For the last four seasons, Pettitte has signed one-year contracts with the Yankees - contemplating retirement each offseason. This season he earned $11.75 million. He pitched at a very high level in the first half, but a groin injury cost him 2 months and reminded him that his 38-year-old body (without the HGH) is wearing down.
Getting a deal done with Jeter might be the most important task for Cashman to re-sign Mo and Pettitte. I can't imagine those guys like hanging out with A-Rod.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Mahler

So Bobby C was nice enough to offer me a ticket to see Mahler's fourth and first symphonies at Carnegie Hall yesterday. Now I am an experienced performer myself. I have played Carnegie Hall (all they gave me was a lousy tee shirt), and Broadway (as an extra picked from the audience for Fool Moon). Most recently I have been touring various Manhattan karaoke bars in an effort to build up my street cred. So I know a quality production when I see one. And yesterday's fit the bill.
Mahler was a man known more as a conductor than a composer. He didn't compile a particularly large catalogue, and what music he did write was generally criticized for its extravagance and jarring complexity by his contemporaries. But 100 + years later, these very "flaws" have led to a newfound popularity for this Austrian. Including your humble narrator Smuckers. I find his symphonies to be cauldrons of controlled chaos within which melodies simmer and stew before being broken down in inevitable torrents of bow strokes.
In addition, Mahler makes for compelling staging. In this case, while his Fourth Symphony has a conventional arrangement, his First Symphony includes 7 horns, 4 trumpets, 2 harps, 4 clarinets, 4 oboes, 2 sets of timpani, and my personal favorite: 1 triangle.
(Quick aside: I've always been curious what role the triangle player has within the social hierarchy of an orchestra. Do the other members of the orchestra laugh at him? Does he have to carry luggage/ get the concert master his coffee like an intern? When they go out to the wine bars to hit on classical music groupies (if that's not an oxymoron) does he admit he plays the triangle or does he just say "I play percussion"? What does he get paid? I'm trying to find a comparison in the sport world and I just can't seem to do it. All he does is bang his triangle as loudly as he can for anywhere between 15 to 20 seconds. That's it. It's not an exacting task like the timp or even the symbol, where if he's off a fraction of a second it can ruin the performance. I'd compare the symbol player to a long snapper or a holder. But the triangle player?
And how does one become a triangle player in the first place? In grade school they'd always stick the least musical kid with no rhythm at triangle. But this is a professional orchestra. Was this man's dream growing up to be the finest triangle player in the world? I hope so.)
But I digress. The point is that it is visually stunning to see all those instruments on one stage at one time, and of course to hear them, especially in a venue like Carnegie Hall. And despite the fact that my seat was practically in the rafters, I felt I got a good sense for the timing and feel of the musicians.
All in all, it was a great way to spend Sunday afternoon and a pleasant distraction from the epic fail that was the Phillies 2010 postseason.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Tomorrowland

Did anyone else think about this clip from AD during the last scene of Mad Men's Season 4? Don and Megan are in bed together. Megan is sound asleep while Don is awake and peering out the window. Maybe he realized he jumped to an engagement just a little quickly. Megan says "I know who you are now," yet she doesn't know the truth about his identity - but Faye does. What's the over/under on how long this marriage lasts? Two months? They might not even make it to the wedding. On to Season 5...

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Week 7 Picks

San Francisco
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
New Orleans
Miami
Philadelphia
Kansas City
Chicago
Atlanta
Seattle
New England
Denver
Green Bay
Dallas

FDR:
Atlanta
Washington
Tenn
KC
Pitt
NO
St. Louis
Carolina
Baltimore
Seattle
Denver
San Diego
GB
Dallas

Smuckers:
Atlanta
Chicago
Ten
KC
Pitt
NO
TB
Do I really have to pick this game? Fine, um Carolina.
Baltimore
Seattle
Denver
San Diego
Green Bay
Dallas


Bob Cobb: 54-36 (10-4 last week)
FDR: 52-38 (7-7 last week)
Smuckers: 50-40 (6-8 last week)

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

One Man

Apparently, there is an "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode coming up later this year where the gang meet Chase Utley and Ryan Howard. The episode continues a running joke on the show that Mac has a biggest man crush on Chase since George Constanza met Dan Corteze.



Except it's not a joke in Philadelphia. People love Chase Utley. He's the guy who runs out all the grounders, who plays hurt and then says nothing in the press, takes guys out legally on double play bases (stop crying David and Carlos), and generally embodies what Philadelphia fans say what they want out of their sports players. When Doc Halladay was traded to the Phils, the analogy was that he was the pitching version of Utley with his preparation and singular focus. He's also been a decently clutch player. While his numbers in the postseason aren't great, he's made some big plays that have been the catalyst to victory.

Game 1 of 2008 NLDS - 2 run, 2 out double to give the Phils a big early lead (after they had gotten blown off the field in 2007 against the Rockies).

Game 1 of the 2008 NLCS - 2 run HR to tie the game 2-2 in the 5th. A huge momentum changer after the Phils had done nothing against Derek Lowe for 4 innings.

Game 1 of the 2008 WS - 2 run HR in the first, giving the Phils a 2-0 lead. A huge hit to give Cole an early lead, eventually leading to them getting a big Game 1 win on the road.

Game 5 of the 2008 WS (part 2) - Throwing out Jason Bartlett at home in the 7th to end the inning and preserve a 4-3 lead. As Smuckers said, that play will never get the credit it deserves, as most people would have never instinctively thrown home on an infield single. If Bartlett scores and the Phils lose that game, who knows what happens with Hamels done and the series going back to Tampa.

2009 World Series - 5 HRs in 6 games. Yes, the team lost but Utley can't be faulted for hitting big HRs in Games 1 and 5 to keep take a early lead and then to keep the series alive.

I list this all now, because that Chase seems to be gone. This year, he has looked terrible in the field (2 errors which should be 3) and impotent at the plate. While Phillies fans are used to conceding the out when a LH reliever come in for Howard, Utley has now joined the ranks. Even on a RH pitcher he was 7 for 15 off of last year yesterday, he looked like Tomas Perez. As he moves further and further away from 30, it's hard not to notice that his average and OPS have slipped noticeably every year since 2007.

While the Phils have often had trouble getting the big hit (remember how they didn't have hit with RISP until Game 4 of the 2008 World Series), they've gotten enough big hits to get by. The sources are varied between series and years,(Vicorino, Stairs, Ruiz in 2008, Howard in 2009), but Utley has been the constant. So while the story of tonight may become the decision to pitch Joltin' Joe, the story of this series ultimately will be the Phils' offense (or lackthereof). And while people will complain about Howard and Rollins being too impressed with themselves, with the signings of Polanco and Ibanez, and assume that Werth checked out mentally with free agency looming, the excuses fans use to afford Utley will be gone.

It's only 2-1 right now, and a win tonight flips the momentum back in the Phillies favor. But if not, start clearing those tee times down in Florida and California. Let's see what he's got.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Can I retract that previous post?

Kind of scared right now that I feel really good about Oswalt tonight...

This is never a good sign

It's week six, not the preseason:

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/columnists/20101015_Les_Bowen__No-huddle_offenses_like_Falcons_giving_Eagles_trouble.html


I'm not optimistic about this game at all.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Peter Campbell

As Mad Men winds down its fourth season, I think it's worth going into the video archives for this amazing scene where Pete describes his ideal hunting experience. Enjoy fellow readers.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

No Jim Nance

In case you don't read the CNN sports section regularly, there's a great link up on their website with some classic sports broadcasting calls. For BC, one of them is Vin Scully's call of the Buckner error in Game 6, so even though he has the complete series on DVD, he can escape the Wilpon era for 30 seconds.

Also, keep June 4, 2011 open, as it is the scheduled return of the Supper Club. More details to follow in the coming months.

Week 6 Pickoff

Chicago
Green Bay
San Diego
New England
New Orleans
NY Giants
Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Houston
San Francisco
NY Jets
Minnesota
Indianapolis
Tennessee


Smuckers
Chicago
Green Bay
San Diego
Baltimore
New York Giants
Atlanta
Pitt
Denver
NO
KC
San Fran
Dallas
Indy
Tenn

FDR:
Chicago
GB
San Diego
NE
NO
NYG
Atlanta
Houston
Pitt
Oakland
Indy
Dallas
Tennessee
Denver


FDR: 45-31 (7-7 last week)
Bob Cobb: 44-32 (5-9 last week)
Smuckers: 44-32 (8-6 last week)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Barry Zuckerkorn

Apparently old people didn't watch Arrested Development, because Barry Zuckercorn, Esq., lawyer to the stars and frequent visitor to the City of Industry, is now selling reverse mortgage programs on TV.

I know the older TV stars didn't get the cut of syndication revenue that today's upstanding actors (Charlie Sheen) receive, but come on Barry. Didn't your Oscar-worthy performance in The Waterboy (trumped only by D'Angelo Barksdale playing the kicker) put you on easy street? Anyway, now that I've mentioned it, here's some of Barry's finer work.





Monday, October 11, 2010

Role Reversal

In the 1990s, I had a pro baseball and pro football team . One team was a joke. They played in a run down, pathetic stadium. Instead of going outside of the organization, they would retain coaches and player personnel guys because they were there, not because they were talented. They had to massively overpay free agents, and the only ones willing to come were midlevel players looking for a payday, not a championship. The fan base, already cynical from years of losing, became more and more frustrated with every passing year.

The another team was a model of success and the envy of the rest of the conference. They drafted well, spent money but did it fairly wisely, and were fortunate enough to have players willingly to take less to play for a winner. Their leaders were Hall of Fame players lauded for their professionalism and devotion to the game. Championships were expected, and any season that ended before league championship round was a massive disappointment. Not only did that team win many big games, but they set records in those games that weren't going to be broken.

It's 2010 now, and somehow the roles have completely reversed. However, I'm not going to make the same mistake and expect the good times to last forever, because the windows is going to close (and probably pretty soon). So when I have two players step up with two classic performances, I'm going to make sure to enjoy it, because it's probably won't happen again. I don't know what will happen next round (though #55 scares the hell out of me), but even if things don't work out, I won't get too upset. Long term success in professional sports in unbelievable hard, and changing the expectations of a franchise and an entire city are even more difficult. Somehow though, this team has done it, so that nights like tonight are no longer a shock to the system. I just need to make sure to enjoy it. If I forget, I can always look at this.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Is ESPN Serious?




This is worse than BC's AL playoff prediction. Next thing you know they'll have a graphic up saying the Mets are in the World Series.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Weekend Pickoff

Indianapolis
Buffalo
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Detroit
Baltimore
Carolina
Green Bay
Houston
New Orleans
Dallas
San Diego
San Francisco
NY Jets

Smuckers

Jacksonville
Cinci
Hotlanta
Detroit
Indi
Green Bay
Chitown
Baltimore
Houston
N.O.
Dallas
San Diego
Philly
NYJ

FDR:

Jacksonville
Cinci
Atlanta
St. Louis
Indy
Washington
Chicago
Baltimore
Houston
New Orleans
Tennessee
San Diego
San Fran
Minny


Bob Cobb: 39-23 (8-6 last week)
FDR: 38-24 (8-6 last week)
Smuckers: 36-26 (10-4 last week)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

No no

no no no no no no no no. And that, ladies and gentlefolk, is what you call an alpha performance. Hopefully Cole was taking notes.

Would You Work For This Guy?

I didn't think so.

Meet Jeff Wilpon, COO of the New York Mets and the son of Mets pricipal owner Fred Wilpon. On Monday, the father/son duo called for a press conference and explained to the media why they relieved Omar Minaya of his General Manager duties and fired Manager Jerry Manuel after their second straight losing season. "We failed," said Fred Wilpon. The two sat there and answered the media for about an hour. Fred seemed sincere while Jeff came off as agitated and a bit overwhelmed. Jeff's role is what worries me the most.

These moves of course were expected. Manuel's contract expired this year. Minaya, on the other hand, is under contract through 2012 (owed about $2 million). The owners say that the new GM will decide if he wants Minaya back in a diminished role and will pick the new manager.

The media focused on the issue that there is a perception around the league that the Wilpons are micro-managers and get involved in baseball decisions. The Wilpons recognize this perception and insist that a new GM will have "full autonomy" and that "the old general manager had that." This is why I'm most concerned about Jeff Wilpon's relationship with this team. There's a major problem with your franchise if the best people in the business wouldn't be interested in working for a team in the country's largest market. Check out Joel Smerman's excellent article in the NY Post that describes Wilpon's reputation as "short-tempered, tone deaf, a credit seeker, an accountability deflector, a micro-manager, a second-guesser, a less-than-deep thinker, and bad at self-awareness." Sounds like the ideal boss, right? This new hire will be one of the most imporant decisions for ownership in its 30-year tenure at the helm of this franchise. They have to clear the air as they interview candidates and make it resonate that they will live up to their promise of autonomy. As Fred Wilpon said, "we're not qualified to pick baseball players." So set the budget and keep your hands off!

There's also significant speculation that the Mets are facing financial meltdown. It was revealed last year that Fred Wilpon was a long-time client of Bernard Madoff. The bankruptcy trustee revealed that Mets LP, a team affiliate, actually withdrew close to $50 million more than it had invested. This briefly abated conjecture that the Wilpons would be forced to sell the team. In July, however, a complaint was filed in Manhattan federal court saying Sterling Equities (the Mets are an affiliate of Sterling Equities) invested $16.2 million of its 401(k) plan's $17.6 million of assets with Madoff. This reignited media speculation surrounding the health of the Wilpon empire.

The Mets received $695.4 million in tax-free bonds to finance the construction of Citi Field. In February, this municipal debt was downgraded by Standard & Poor's to BB+, its highest non-investment grade rating. This downgrade was also a result of Ambac's rolw of insuring the bonds; their credit rating is CC. This June, the Mets refinanced $375 million of debt and had to put up more guarantees in the process since one of their Madoff investments was in the collateral pool. This may suggest the team's finances are rather healthy since they were able to maintain the same level of loan proceeds. Of course there isn't enough public information to confirm this assertion.

SportsNet New York, the New York Mets-controlled regional sports network, was launched in 2006 with Comcast and Time Warner as minority partners. SNY recently borrowed $450 million to refinance its existing debt and to make dividend distributions to investors. According to sources, the network has cash flow of about $100 million. This revenue stream is more inelastic since it is tied to cable subscribership. Fred Wilpon told the media at his press conference that the network is performing very well - for whatever that's worth.

The ongoing theme here is that the Mets have a significant amount of debt - albeit at low rates since some of this debt floats over Libor and the tax-free financing is at a very low rate. Their attendance, however, was down 600,000 gate receipts, a 17.2% drop from the inaugural season at Citi Field. Will attendance continue to sour with a losing product on the field? I would think so. Besides, ownership admits that the Mets are in a rebuilding phase. Look back at my post from August which lays out the $120 million of payroll commitments for 2011. If they are able to shed KRod, that number could come down $11.5 million, but it still seems unlikely that they can play a role in the free agency market for someone like Cliff Lee. Ownership must be losing quite a lot of money each year as the revenue line shrinks and any net income is swallowed up by their massive debt service amounts.

Fred Wilpon said the last four years have been the hardest of his 30 years of ownership. I certainly share that sentiment. Sadly, I am worried it will take just as long to turn things around.

MLB Playoff Predictions

NL:
Phillies over Reds
Giants over Braves
....
Phillies over Giants

AL:
Rangers over Rays
Twins over Yankees
....
Twins over Rangers

World Series:
Twins over Phillies (6 games)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Regular Season Awards



It's always sad when the baseball season ends - the postseason is exciting even if your team didn't make the playoffs, but the broadcasts are always horrible and the games end way too late. Thankfully Chip Caray isn't participating this October - nor is Dane Cook.

Before I recap yesterday's lovely press conference with New York Metropolitan ownership, I wanted to give out my annual MLB awards:

NL MVP - Joey Votto

AL MVP - Josh Hamilton

NL Cy Young - Roy Halladay

AL Cy Young - David Price

NL Rookie of the Year - Buster Posey

AL Rookie of the Year - Austin Jackson

NL Manager of the Year - Bud Black

AL Manager of the Year - Ron Gardenhire

SAFO Dud of the Year - Oliver Perez (0-5, 6.80 ERA, 46.1 IP, 54 H, 37 R, 9 HR, 42 BB, 37 SO, 4 WP, 4 HB, 2.07 WHIP)