Thursday, December 30, 2010

Weekend Pickoff

Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Minnesota
Kansas City
New England
New Orleans
Buffalo
Baltimore
Houston
NY Giants
Dallas
Arizona
Green Bay
Indianapolis
San Diego
Seattle

FDR:

Atlanta
Pitt
Detroit
KC
NE
TB
NYJ
Balti
SD
GB
Indy
Dallas
SF
Wash
Jax
STL

Smuckers
Atlanta
Pitt
Minn
KC
Miami
NO
Buff
Balt
Denver
GB
Indy
Phi
San Fran
NYG
Jacksonville
Rams

Bob Cobb: 146-93 (7-9 last week)
Smuckers: 139-100 (8-8 last week)
FDR: 132-107 (8-8 last week)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Contraction

Recently, LBJ created a stir by stating that sports would be better off if leagues would contradict a few teams to increase the quality of the remaining teams. While he was clearly talking about the NBA, he really should have directed his comments at the NFL.

Having sat down and watch a 49er game for the first time this year, I cannot argue with anyone who wants to strip the NFC West of a playoff spot, let alone a home playoff game. In a game that could potential save their coach's job and lead to a playoff birth, here's what the first 15 or so minutes produced:

Really? Moment 1:On the first drive of the game, the 49ers had the Rams in a 3rd and 8. Instead of trying to put some pressure a rookie QB who has struggled recently, the 49ers conceded by rushing only 3 and let the Rams complete a easy crossing route for the first down. Apparently Big Mike read the clock as if he was watching soccer and assumed the game was almost over and put in the prevent defense.

Really? Moment 2:On a reverse pass that looked like it was thrown by a 12 year old, Nate Clements, the $80 million corner who enjoys getting abused by Vincent Jackson on national television, pass interfered to give the Rams the ball at the 49ers 2. While PI isn't always a bad play, Clements actually had good coverage, not to mention the actual interpretation by safety Reggie Smith who read the play the entire way. Instead, Clements thought it was be smart to mindlessly jump into the receiver, despite Smith making a play on the ball 5 yards in front.


Really? Moment 3:On a punt by the Rams, clearly designed to just pin the 49ers inside their own 10, reserve linebacker Navarre Bowman (PSU) somehow get penalized for an illegal block in the back. How someone gets penalized for an illegal block when there is no return and the ball actually rolls back to the kicking team is a mystery, but then again, so are the 2010 49ers.

Somehow, by a fluke touchdown pass (intended for Vernon Davis but went to Michael Crabtree) and a punt return, the 49ers are currently winning (though T. Smith just throw a Eli Manning-like interception by floating one too high over the middle). I wonder if it's too early to bet on the Saints in the wild card game.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Week 16 Picks

Pittsburgh
Dallas
Jacksonville
Miami
San Francisco
Kansas City
Chicago
New England
Baltimore
Houston
San Diego
Indianapolis
NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Philadelphia
Atlanta

Smuckers
Pitt
Dallas
New England
NYJ
Balt
KC
Rams
Miami
Jags
SD
Houston
Indy
NYG
TB
Phi
NO


Bob Cobb: 139-84 (7-9 last week)
Smuckers 131-92 (8-8 last week)
FDR: 124-99 (7-9 last week)

Stadium Review - New Meadowlands Stadium

FDR and I hit up the New Meadowlands Stadium ("NMS") in beautiful East Rutherford, NJ December 5th for the Giants/Redskins game. We all know how the football portion of the day went, so I thought I could give a quick review on the new confines that the Giants and Jets share.

NMS is located within the Meadowlands Sports Complex, which is owned by the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority ("NJSEA"). The Jets and Giants financed the project via New Meadowlands Stadium Company, LLC, which is presumably a bankruptcy remote entity that is owned by the Jets/Giants 50/50. While the land is owned by the NJSEA, the improvements are owned by the Jets/Giants entity through a long-term leasehold. Apparently the lease is 25 years with extension options that could carry the term out to 97 years. After year 15 and every 5 years thereafter, each team can opt out of the lease with 12 months notice.

NMS is about 2.2 million square feet - about twice the size of the now demolished Giants Stadium - 30 feet higher and has about 2,500 more seats (capacity of 82,500). The price tag was just as robust at a cost of $1.6 billion (compared to the $78 million it cost to build Giants Stadium). Most days the stadium will look sterile with its razor blade facade and gray seats, but on Sundays it is lit up in blue or green depending on who the home team is.

Obviously the owners of the Giants and Jets decided to build this palace to make more money. The old stadium had 142 club seats while the new one has 9,300 club seats (and 130,000 square feet of club lounges). Per the NFL's current revenue sharing agreement, luxury box revenues are of course exempted. So the Mara and Tisch families saw piles of money vanish when the Giants choked to the Eagles on Sunday.

To the common fan, the experience is marginally better than the old Giants Stadium. The high definition video boards in the four corners of the stadium are a nice amenity. Yes, there are more bathrooms, but they are poorly designed and get filled up quickly. Concessions are not important for football fans as most tailgate prior to kickoff, so I cannot comment on food options - besides, I didn't eat anything. The new seats are rather cramped and the upper deck seats are much farther from the action than before. I found the crowd noise was average, but the game wasn't exactly competitive.

I find the New Meadowlands Stadium to be a tremendous waste of money for the typical fan. I'm sure the players have significantly improved facilities and the club seat holders must enjoy the wood paneling, fire places, and plasma televisions, but this was an unnecessary project. Non-club section PSL's cost $1,000 to $20,000 per ticket (game tickets range from $85 to $160). That's a lot of cash to spend on watching football live; club seats cost significantly more. PSL holders committed to buying tickets through the 2011 season. If there is a lockout next year, I bet lots of fans try to dump their PSL's. Fortunately this project was privately financed, but the infrastructure improvements (train service from Secaucus, improved roads, etc) were paid by tax payers.

All I care about now is a win at Lambeau Field on Sunday.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

One for the Next Thumb

While the last two days have seen ESPN showing a certain punt return on endless replay, an equally worthy story line has gone unnoticed. The 2010 San Francisco 49ers still have a strong to quite strong chance to make the playoffs. If you're surprised that an 0-5 team that recently got embarrassed on national television could still basically control their own destiny, you're not alone (this blog was going to be a breakdown of coaching candidates until I actually realized a 5-9 team without a clear starting QB could host a playoff game). Anyway, here's the breakdown of how things could shake out and who will have the honor of getting trashed by the Saints in wild card round.

St. Louis Rams (6-8): Games: Home vs. SF, Away at Seattle.

The Rams have the clearest and probably best chance to get in. If they win both remaining games, they are in (the Rams would be the only team with 8 wins). Even if the Rams lose at home on Sunday, they could still make the playoffs by beating Seattle at home next week and having the Cardinals beating the 49ers in San Francisco (and if you don't think that's possible, you clearly haven't seen the NFC West).

If I am the Saints/Giants/Bucs/Packers, the Rams are the team I don't know to see in the playoffs. They have a coach who knows defense, a veteran but still productive RB, and a rookie QB who has done enough to make you concerned. Essentially, they are a coordinated tripping plan and a sexual harassment claim away from being the Jets, except no one cares because they aren't in New York. While I'm sure the Giants might not want another crack at Mr. Vick in a 3-6 opening game, I don't think Eli wants to see a Spagnuolo led defense either.

Seatlle (6-8): Games: Away at Tampa Bay, Home at St. Louis

While the Seahawks also control their own destiny (2 wins and they also would be in the only team with 8 wins), their road is much harder since they have to go to Tampa Bay this week and play a Bucs team still in the playoff race (the Giants-Packers game is also at 4:15, so Seattle won't get the benefit of playing a Bucs team who knows they are out of it). Beside having to cross the continental United Stated diagonally to play this game (maybe the karma police finally caught Pete Carroll), the Seahawks are 5-18 the last three years on the road.

If the Hawks lose as expected, things get much messier for them. A Niners win on Sunday would leave Seattle at the mercy of the Cardinals, since the Niners would own the tiebreaker over Seattle with a better division record. A Rams win Sunday, however, would make the Rams-Seahawks game a play-in, since the Seahawks could tie the Rams with a win at 7-9 and still own the tiebreaker with a better division record. Of course, that means a team that has openly debated starting Charlie Whitehurst would have to win a big game, but again, this is the NFC West.

San Francisco (5-9): Games: Away at St. Louis, Home at Arizona.

The breakdown for the Niners is much simpler. First, they must win out, as a loss would keep them at 6 wins while the Rams or the Seahawks, by playing each other, is assured 7 wins. Second, Seattle must lose at least once. Two wins by Seattle would give them 8 wins, but one loss Seattle would lead to either a two or three way tie at 7-9, with the Niners winning out because a 5-1 division record.

Thus, even though they will be only shown in about 12% of the country, the Niners-Rams and Rams-Seahawks games the next two weeks will have as much impact as any other pair of games going forward in determining the NFC playoff picture. Given the stakes of this Sunday's game, the question becomes who will Mike Singletary start at quarterback: the former Heisman winner who lacks accuracy but provided a brief mid-season spark or the former #1 pick who has constantly haunted the franchise for 6 years. While no one knows for sure right now, this content of this video may hold the key not just to #50's choice but the entire NFC first round set up.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

WEEK 15

San Diego
Cincinnati
Dallas
Jacksonville
St. Louis
Miami
Tampa Bay
Arizona
Baltimore
NY Giants
Hotlanta
NY Jets
Oakland
New England
Chicago

Smuckers
San Diego
Cinci
Dallas
Houston
Indy
St. Louis
Buffalo
NYG
TB
Zona
NO
ATL
Denver
Pitt
NE
CHI

FDR:

San Diego
Cleveland
Washington
Houston
Indy
St. Louis
Miami
NYG
TB
Carolina
NO
Atl
Oak
Pitt
NE
Chicago

Week 15 Picks

San Diego
Cleveland
Dallas
Houston
Indianapolis
St. Louis
Miami
Tampa Bay
Arizona
New Orleans
NY Giants
Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Oakland
New England
Chicago

Bob Cobb: 132-75 (10-5 last week)
Smuckers: 123-84 (8-7 last week)
Bob Cobb: 117-90 (8-7 last week)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

#34

Below is a partial posting I started to write in June (when I was convinced the Mets were going to make a push for a certain pitcher). I never finished it, as I intended to write a trilogy and frankly just got too lazy to do so, but nevertheless, I think it serves as a good time capsule for how Phillies fan still viewed Mr. Lee after several months into the 2010 season and the lingering frustration over maybe the worst trade since Larry Andersen for Jeff Bagwell.

The signing certainly doesn't fix their lack of both clutch and right handed hitting, and it could look terrible in a few years if Lee loses just a small bit of command or has back issues (which he has had before).

However, it does make you feel special to be a Phillies fan right now. The man turned down $30 million more dollars from the preeminent franchise in baseball and an equally good deal from a team with a younger, better talent base to come back to city where he has no connection besides a 3 month run in 2009. It defies logic, Scott Rolen, Curt Schilling, Jayson Werth and everything else Phillies fans have learned to known about the franchise and frankly, being from Philadelphia in general.

Last September, in the midst of Cliff Lee fever, my mom offered to buy me a 34 "Lee" T-Shirt. While I certainly didn't need another T-shirt (having raided the StreetSquash closet before leaving) I didn't want to damper her enthusiasm, so I accepted her offer. During the playoff run, the shirt served me well. Like a cornball, I wore it on days he pitched, and Cliff never disappointed. Once the World Series came, my friends in Boston appreciated the shirt as they rallied against Yankees. I was pretty proud of myself after Game 1. Despite the end result, I was looking forward to getting another good year.

Then December came. I talked to my mom a few days before the trades (and that's trades with an "s"), and she told me there were rumors the Phils were making another push toward Doc Halladay. I immediately dismissed the rumors, telling her the Phils were too cheap and conservative to make another big move, but she insisted the stories were out there. In the end, we were both partially right. At the time, the Phils tried to play Lee deal off as necessary to building back the farm system. The explanation made initial sense, since they had trade 7 of their top 10 prospects in 4 months, but it doesn't hold up.

If they were so concern over their system, why make the trade to begin with? If Drabek wasn't untouchable after all, why didn't they just trade for Halladay to begin with? If Lee left as a free agent, would the 2 compensatory first round picks be better than mid level prospects from the Mariners? (yes) Why was this trade made so fast, preventing a bidding war among other AL teams (Angels, Rangers, Twins)?

Like most things, the Lee deal was really about money. The team's payroll has exploded with revenues from the new stadium and winning teams , but at end of the day, ownership is still the same asset rich, cash poor Main Line families that have owned the team for 30 years. And someone's still got pay for the house and the elitist country club when Dad goes .

Dewey Beats Truman

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/20101213_Lee-to-Phillies_speculation_is_interesting__but_probably_not_more.html

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Week 14 Picks

Indianapolis
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
Green Bay
NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Atlanta
Jacksonville
San Francisco
New Orleans
NY Jets
Denver
San Diego
New England
Dallas
Baltimore

Smuckers

Indy
Cleveland
Green Bay
Pittsburg
Tampa Bay
Atlanta
Oakland
New Orleans
Seattle
New England
NYJ
Denver
KC
Phi
NYJ
Balt

FDR:

Indy
Cleveland
GB
Pitt
Washington
Atlanta
Jax -- this might be the worst 8-5 team of all time
NO
Seattle
NE
NYJ
Denver
San Diego
Dallas
Minny
Baltimore



Bob Cobb: 122-70 (11-5 last week)
Smuckers: 115-77 (12-4 last week)
FDR: 109-83 (11-5 last week)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Week 13 Picks

Philadelphia
New Orleans
Chicago
Green Bay
Jacksonville
Kansas City
Miami
Minnesota
NY Giants (Bob Cobb and FDR will be attending)
San Diego
Seattle
Atlanta
Arizona
Indianapolis
Baltimore
New England

FDR:
Houston
New Orleans
Detroit
Green Bay
Jacksonville
Kansas City
Cleveland
Minny
Washington
San Diego
Indy
St. Louis
Seattle
Atlanta
Pitt
New England

Smuckers
Phi
New Orleans
Chicago
Green Bay
Jacksonville
KC
Cleveland
Minnesota
NYG
SD
Indy
St. Louis
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
New England

Monday, November 29, 2010

Blind Barber

My corporate-minded employer does not allow facial hair, so during my vacation in Brazil I did not shave. The resulting beard looked pretty good - however, the coverage on the cheeks was not optimal.

Of course, my two weeks of freedom abruptly ended this morning. As I was fully bearded, I was worried about significant razor burn from my Gillette blade. So I decided to end my vacation with a proper straight blade shave. I went to the Blind Barber in the East Village. It has the look of a traditional barber shop, but there's a bonus: you receive a complimentary beverage with every service from an attached bar. Their cocktail menu is extensive/creative and they have some good beers on tap. Their grooming products are great and the hot towel treatments were a delight. I was very pleased with my experience at Blind Barber and give it my strong endorsement.

10,000th Day


Dear readers, join me in celebrating my 10,000th day of gracing this Earth. May the next 10,000 days be as enjoyable as the last.



BC

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Dear readers, have a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. Why do we have to watch Dallas/Detroit/Cinci today?

New England
New Orleans
NY Jets NY
Giants
Minnesota
Baltimore
Houston
Cleveland
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Atlanta
Miami
Seattle
Denver
Indianapolis
San Francisco

FDR:

New England
New Orleans
New York Jets
Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Cleveland
Jacksonville
Washington
Tennessee
Oakland
Seattle
Philadelphia
Denver
Baltimore
San Diego
San Francisco

NFL Picks

Smuckers

Pats
Saints
Jets
Packers
Steelers
Browns
Jags
Washington
Houston
Oakland
KC
Phi
St. Louis
Tampa
Indy
Niners

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Week 11 Picks

Bob Cobb (via Brazil):
Miami
Cincinnati
Dallas
Tennessee
Kansas City
Green Bay
NY Jets
Baltimore
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay
New Orleans
Atlanta
New England
Philadelphia
San Diego

FDR:
Miami
Cinci
Detroit
Tennessee
KC
GB
NYJ
Pitt
Baltimore
Jax
Atlanta
NO
TB
NE
NYG
SD

NFL Picks

Smuckers

Miami
Cincy
Dallas
Tenn
KC
Green Bay
Houston
Oakland
Baltimore
Jacksonville
Atlanta
NO
TB
NE
NY
SD

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Shingles

So your favorite blogger Bob C picked up shingles just before heading off to the beautiful beaches of Brazil. Perfect timing, right? In case you haven't seen what shingles looks like, do a quick Google search and you might feel ill. C'est la vie. So my dermatologist prescribed me Valtrex. This is the same drug that people with genital herpes take. I wonder what the pharmacist was thinking when he filled my prescription. Ron Mexico, you take Valtrex, right?


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Brazil

On Saturday I am off to Brazil - the land of Carnaval, caipirinhas, and thong bathing suits. Although I will be away from NFL action, I have already made my picks for the next 3 weeks. I will set them up to post prior to the action.

Farewell, and I look forward to reuniting with you readers in a few weeks.

-BC

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Debt Commission Report

Those who follow the periodic usually drunken but strikingly prescient musings of Smuckers know the deep deep resentment this author feels concerning the past and ongoing (via the Fed) bailouts that will inevitably be paid for with cuts to social services and inflation, thereby further punishing the working classes until they reach a breaking point and there occurs a (possibly violent) reaction. Today was just the first salvo in the upcoming assault against social security and other benefits. What isn't reduced outright will ultimately be reduced by an inflated dollar reducing the real value of payouts. It gives me no pleasure to write this.

NFL Picks

Bob Cobb:
Atlanta
Buffalo
Minnesota
NY Jets
Indy
Tennessee
Tampa Bay
Houston
Kansas City
NY Giants
Arizona
San Francisco
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia

Smuckers:
Baltimore
Buffalo
Minnesota
NYJ
Indy
Miami
Tampa Bay
Houston
KC
NYG
Arizona
St. Louis
Pitt
Philly

FDR:

Atlanta
Detroit
Chicago
NYJ
Tampa
Jax
Indy
Tennessee
Denver
NYG
Arizona
San Fran
New England
Washington

Bob Cobb: 79-51 (10-3 last week)
Smuckers: 77-53 (9-4 last week)
FDR: 70-60* (9-4 last week)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Praise Jebus!

We are saved. Joe Morgan and Jon Miller gone from Sunday Night Baseball? Christmas in November!!! I can't honestly understand how they lasted as long as they did, but in honor of this historic day here are some of my favorite Joe Morgan, aka "The Sweet Pea", moments. Only one of these is not real, see if you can guess:

"I've always said that the purpose of the minor league system is to help the big league club."

"It's better to have a fast runner on base than a slow one."

"A lot of star players get booed in opposing stadiums."

"A plate of spaghetti back then was $1.50, and it was very good food, that's why it lasted."

"Milledge may not take off, but with two strikes, he may take off."

"You must feel great about that. Like I did, when I went into the hall of fame."

And, of course: Joe on walks

Friday, November 5, 2010

Welcome, Mr. Alderson

Dear Sandy,

Welcome to Flushing, NY - the home of the New York Mets.

Before you get started rebuilding this team, just remember that there will be one story like this every year that reassures the baseball community that the Mets are indeed a second-rate franchise.

Oh, by the way, keep in mind that you have to add Bobby Bonilla to your payroll next year. That's right, 47-year old Bobby will be there for 25 years collecting $1,193,248.20 each year. The Mets deferred $5.9 million of comp back in 1999 at a rate of 8%. Presumably they bought investment grade bonds back them - but is it possible they could buy a bond clipping away at 8%? I would doubt that. Hopefully they didn't give the $5.9 million to Bernie. Nice going Jeff.

Oh and Sandy, best of luck with the manager search.

Yours truly,
Bob Cobb
Heeeee's Baaaack. The most anticipated return since Jordan...Puddy Island comes back to the blog for his Week 9 locks.

Falcos
Bills
Massholes
Revis Island
Saints
Fins
Chargers
Favre's Chin
VaGiants
Birds
Da Raaaidas
Pack
Steel Curtain

Weekend Pickoff

So FDR was the first participant to miss the pick submission deadline. As commish, I decided to give him 0-13 for the week. If any of our readers have differing opinions, feel free to voice your arguments in the comments section.

Atlanta
Buffalo
NE
NY Jets
New Orleans
Baltimore
San Diego
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Kansas City
Green Bay
Pittsburgh

Franklin Delano Romanowski:

Atlanta
Chicago
New England
New York Jets
Minnesota
New Orleans
Miami
San Diego
Seattle
Oakland
Indy
Green Bay
Pitt

Smuckers
Atlanta
Chicago
New England
Detroit
Minnesota
NO
Baltimore
San Diego
NYG
KC
Indy
Green Bay
Pitt


Bob Cobb: 69-48 (8-5 last week)
Smuckers: 68-49 (9-4 last week)
FDR: 61-56 (**0-13 last week) -- Running the table. Book it.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

If only

the citizens of this country were a little bit more like this and a little bit less like this. Granted since all politicians are corrupt it doesn't really matter as far as today's voting goes.

America

Friday, October 29, 2010

Follow Up

While there are many things I could write about (the aging of the Phillies, the apparent curse on the Notre Dame football program, the comeback of Troy Smith in England), I'll just follow up BC's post with these two clips from the Colbert Report from last night.

While his questions are hilariously offensive, they probably represent millions of peoples' actual views. It's entirely conceivable to imagine a Fox News personality conducting the same exact interview in the same style, just without the humorous undertone.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Week 8 Picks

Detroit
Dallas
Miami
Kansas City
St. Louis
Denver
NY Jets
San Diego
Arizona
New England
Oakland
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis

Smuckers
Miami
Jacksonville
Washington
KC
St. Louis
Green Bay
Denver
San Diego
Oakland
New England
Tampa Bay
Pitt
Houston

Bob Cobb: 61-43 (7-7 last week)
FDR: 61-43 (9-5 last week)
Smuckers: 59-45 (9-5 last week)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The End of an Era?

Bob Cobb had a great Friday night watching the 2010 Yankees end their season after being outplayed and outmanaged by the young and talented Texas Rangers. Despite having more or less the same team as last year's champions, the 2010 Yankees lacked the killer instinct they displayed last postseason.

Looking forward to the offseason, the debate begins whether the Yankees will re-sign their core group of Captain Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, and Andy Pettitte. This group won five rings together, but I think they just played their last game together.

Derek Jeter
Jeter is the greatest Yankee since Don Mattingly. His #2 jersey for certain will be retired one day. After the season ended Friday night, Jeter completed the final year of a 10-year $189 million contract. Even though 2010 was one of the worst seasons of his career (.270/.340/.370 in 2010 compared to .314/.385/.452 for his career), Jeter will remain a Yankee. I think he will agree to a 4-year $50 million contract with the Yanks - any other team would offer him roughly 4 years and $32 million. He is 36 with declining range at SS and waning numbers at the plate. His value to the Yankees brand and his leadership are plenty to justify the incremental cost to the Steinbrenners. Besides, do you see any other leadership on this team? I think Mark Teixeira is the next captain of the Yankees, but he won't get that chance until Jeter's career ends. Otherwise, I don't see anyone else who could fill that void - certainly not A-Rod, Cano, etc.

Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera is one of the greatest Yankees ever and his #42 will be retired in the Bronx as soon as he leaves the game of baseball. He just finished the final year of a 3-year $45 mm deal. This September he showed some age, but he still dominated the Twins in the ALDS. If he decides to return, the Yanks will offer him a 1-year deal, but Mo will ask for a 2-year deal. Cashman will give it to him - 2 years, $28 mm. Besides, he made 61 appearances, saved 33/38 games, 0.83 WHIP, and 1.80 ERA. Mo turns 41 next month and my gut is that he'll leave baseball. I'm guessing after he won that fifth ring he thought that same team could get a sixth. That didn't happen, so I think he hangs it up. Whether or not Jeter stays with the Yanks could also influence Mo.

Andy Pettitte
No matter what happens this offseason, Andy Pettitte has been a great Yankee. His career numbers are impressive, but in my opinion not worthy of Cooperstown. His postseason record of 19-10 with a 3.83 ERA may grab some votes, but I still think he'll come up short with 240 wins, a career ERA of 3.88, and 0 Cy Young awards (he only contended for a Cy in 1996). For the last four seasons, Pettitte has signed one-year contracts with the Yankees - contemplating retirement each offseason. This season he earned $11.75 million. He pitched at a very high level in the first half, but a groin injury cost him 2 months and reminded him that his 38-year-old body (without the HGH) is wearing down.
Getting a deal done with Jeter might be the most important task for Cashman to re-sign Mo and Pettitte. I can't imagine those guys like hanging out with A-Rod.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Mahler

So Bobby C was nice enough to offer me a ticket to see Mahler's fourth and first symphonies at Carnegie Hall yesterday. Now I am an experienced performer myself. I have played Carnegie Hall (all they gave me was a lousy tee shirt), and Broadway (as an extra picked from the audience for Fool Moon). Most recently I have been touring various Manhattan karaoke bars in an effort to build up my street cred. So I know a quality production when I see one. And yesterday's fit the bill.
Mahler was a man known more as a conductor than a composer. He didn't compile a particularly large catalogue, and what music he did write was generally criticized for its extravagance and jarring complexity by his contemporaries. But 100 + years later, these very "flaws" have led to a newfound popularity for this Austrian. Including your humble narrator Smuckers. I find his symphonies to be cauldrons of controlled chaos within which melodies simmer and stew before being broken down in inevitable torrents of bow strokes.
In addition, Mahler makes for compelling staging. In this case, while his Fourth Symphony has a conventional arrangement, his First Symphony includes 7 horns, 4 trumpets, 2 harps, 4 clarinets, 4 oboes, 2 sets of timpani, and my personal favorite: 1 triangle.
(Quick aside: I've always been curious what role the triangle player has within the social hierarchy of an orchestra. Do the other members of the orchestra laugh at him? Does he have to carry luggage/ get the concert master his coffee like an intern? When they go out to the wine bars to hit on classical music groupies (if that's not an oxymoron) does he admit he plays the triangle or does he just say "I play percussion"? What does he get paid? I'm trying to find a comparison in the sport world and I just can't seem to do it. All he does is bang his triangle as loudly as he can for anywhere between 15 to 20 seconds. That's it. It's not an exacting task like the timp or even the symbol, where if he's off a fraction of a second it can ruin the performance. I'd compare the symbol player to a long snapper or a holder. But the triangle player?
And how does one become a triangle player in the first place? In grade school they'd always stick the least musical kid with no rhythm at triangle. But this is a professional orchestra. Was this man's dream growing up to be the finest triangle player in the world? I hope so.)
But I digress. The point is that it is visually stunning to see all those instruments on one stage at one time, and of course to hear them, especially in a venue like Carnegie Hall. And despite the fact that my seat was practically in the rafters, I felt I got a good sense for the timing and feel of the musicians.
All in all, it was a great way to spend Sunday afternoon and a pleasant distraction from the epic fail that was the Phillies 2010 postseason.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Tomorrowland

Did anyone else think about this clip from AD during the last scene of Mad Men's Season 4? Don and Megan are in bed together. Megan is sound asleep while Don is awake and peering out the window. Maybe he realized he jumped to an engagement just a little quickly. Megan says "I know who you are now," yet she doesn't know the truth about his identity - but Faye does. What's the over/under on how long this marriage lasts? Two months? They might not even make it to the wedding. On to Season 5...

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Week 7 Picks

San Francisco
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
New Orleans
Miami
Philadelphia
Kansas City
Chicago
Atlanta
Seattle
New England
Denver
Green Bay
Dallas

FDR:
Atlanta
Washington
Tenn
KC
Pitt
NO
St. Louis
Carolina
Baltimore
Seattle
Denver
San Diego
GB
Dallas

Smuckers:
Atlanta
Chicago
Ten
KC
Pitt
NO
TB
Do I really have to pick this game? Fine, um Carolina.
Baltimore
Seattle
Denver
San Diego
Green Bay
Dallas


Bob Cobb: 54-36 (10-4 last week)
FDR: 52-38 (7-7 last week)
Smuckers: 50-40 (6-8 last week)

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

One Man

Apparently, there is an "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode coming up later this year where the gang meet Chase Utley and Ryan Howard. The episode continues a running joke on the show that Mac has a biggest man crush on Chase since George Constanza met Dan Corteze.



Except it's not a joke in Philadelphia. People love Chase Utley. He's the guy who runs out all the grounders, who plays hurt and then says nothing in the press, takes guys out legally on double play bases (stop crying David and Carlos), and generally embodies what Philadelphia fans say what they want out of their sports players. When Doc Halladay was traded to the Phils, the analogy was that he was the pitching version of Utley with his preparation and singular focus. He's also been a decently clutch player. While his numbers in the postseason aren't great, he's made some big plays that have been the catalyst to victory.

Game 1 of 2008 NLDS - 2 run, 2 out double to give the Phils a big early lead (after they had gotten blown off the field in 2007 against the Rockies).

Game 1 of the 2008 NLCS - 2 run HR to tie the game 2-2 in the 5th. A huge momentum changer after the Phils had done nothing against Derek Lowe for 4 innings.

Game 1 of the 2008 WS - 2 run HR in the first, giving the Phils a 2-0 lead. A huge hit to give Cole an early lead, eventually leading to them getting a big Game 1 win on the road.

Game 5 of the 2008 WS (part 2) - Throwing out Jason Bartlett at home in the 7th to end the inning and preserve a 4-3 lead. As Smuckers said, that play will never get the credit it deserves, as most people would have never instinctively thrown home on an infield single. If Bartlett scores and the Phils lose that game, who knows what happens with Hamels done and the series going back to Tampa.

2009 World Series - 5 HRs in 6 games. Yes, the team lost but Utley can't be faulted for hitting big HRs in Games 1 and 5 to keep take a early lead and then to keep the series alive.

I list this all now, because that Chase seems to be gone. This year, he has looked terrible in the field (2 errors which should be 3) and impotent at the plate. While Phillies fans are used to conceding the out when a LH reliever come in for Howard, Utley has now joined the ranks. Even on a RH pitcher he was 7 for 15 off of last year yesterday, he looked like Tomas Perez. As he moves further and further away from 30, it's hard not to notice that his average and OPS have slipped noticeably every year since 2007.

While the Phils have often had trouble getting the big hit (remember how they didn't have hit with RISP until Game 4 of the 2008 World Series), they've gotten enough big hits to get by. The sources are varied between series and years,(Vicorino, Stairs, Ruiz in 2008, Howard in 2009), but Utley has been the constant. So while the story of tonight may become the decision to pitch Joltin' Joe, the story of this series ultimately will be the Phils' offense (or lackthereof). And while people will complain about Howard and Rollins being too impressed with themselves, with the signings of Polanco and Ibanez, and assume that Werth checked out mentally with free agency looming, the excuses fans use to afford Utley will be gone.

It's only 2-1 right now, and a win tonight flips the momentum back in the Phillies favor. But if not, start clearing those tee times down in Florida and California. Let's see what he's got.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Can I retract that previous post?

Kind of scared right now that I feel really good about Oswalt tonight...

This is never a good sign

It's week six, not the preseason:

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/columnists/20101015_Les_Bowen__No-huddle_offenses_like_Falcons_giving_Eagles_trouble.html


I'm not optimistic about this game at all.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Peter Campbell

As Mad Men winds down its fourth season, I think it's worth going into the video archives for this amazing scene where Pete describes his ideal hunting experience. Enjoy fellow readers.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

No Jim Nance

In case you don't read the CNN sports section regularly, there's a great link up on their website with some classic sports broadcasting calls. For BC, one of them is Vin Scully's call of the Buckner error in Game 6, so even though he has the complete series on DVD, he can escape the Wilpon era for 30 seconds.

Also, keep June 4, 2011 open, as it is the scheduled return of the Supper Club. More details to follow in the coming months.

Week 6 Pickoff

Chicago
Green Bay
San Diego
New England
New Orleans
NY Giants
Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Houston
San Francisco
NY Jets
Minnesota
Indianapolis
Tennessee


Smuckers
Chicago
Green Bay
San Diego
Baltimore
New York Giants
Atlanta
Pitt
Denver
NO
KC
San Fran
Dallas
Indy
Tenn

FDR:
Chicago
GB
San Diego
NE
NO
NYG
Atlanta
Houston
Pitt
Oakland
Indy
Dallas
Tennessee
Denver


FDR: 45-31 (7-7 last week)
Bob Cobb: 44-32 (5-9 last week)
Smuckers: 44-32 (8-6 last week)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Barry Zuckerkorn

Apparently old people didn't watch Arrested Development, because Barry Zuckercorn, Esq., lawyer to the stars and frequent visitor to the City of Industry, is now selling reverse mortgage programs on TV.

I know the older TV stars didn't get the cut of syndication revenue that today's upstanding actors (Charlie Sheen) receive, but come on Barry. Didn't your Oscar-worthy performance in The Waterboy (trumped only by D'Angelo Barksdale playing the kicker) put you on easy street? Anyway, now that I've mentioned it, here's some of Barry's finer work.





Monday, October 11, 2010

Role Reversal

In the 1990s, I had a pro baseball and pro football team . One team was a joke. They played in a run down, pathetic stadium. Instead of going outside of the organization, they would retain coaches and player personnel guys because they were there, not because they were talented. They had to massively overpay free agents, and the only ones willing to come were midlevel players looking for a payday, not a championship. The fan base, already cynical from years of losing, became more and more frustrated with every passing year.

The another team was a model of success and the envy of the rest of the conference. They drafted well, spent money but did it fairly wisely, and were fortunate enough to have players willingly to take less to play for a winner. Their leaders were Hall of Fame players lauded for their professionalism and devotion to the game. Championships were expected, and any season that ended before league championship round was a massive disappointment. Not only did that team win many big games, but they set records in those games that weren't going to be broken.

It's 2010 now, and somehow the roles have completely reversed. However, I'm not going to make the same mistake and expect the good times to last forever, because the windows is going to close (and probably pretty soon). So when I have two players step up with two classic performances, I'm going to make sure to enjoy it, because it's probably won't happen again. I don't know what will happen next round (though #55 scares the hell out of me), but even if things don't work out, I won't get too upset. Long term success in professional sports in unbelievable hard, and changing the expectations of a franchise and an entire city are even more difficult. Somehow though, this team has done it, so that nights like tonight are no longer a shock to the system. I just need to make sure to enjoy it. If I forget, I can always look at this.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Is ESPN Serious?




This is worse than BC's AL playoff prediction. Next thing you know they'll have a graphic up saying the Mets are in the World Series.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Weekend Pickoff

Indianapolis
Buffalo
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Detroit
Baltimore
Carolina
Green Bay
Houston
New Orleans
Dallas
San Diego
San Francisco
NY Jets

Smuckers

Jacksonville
Cinci
Hotlanta
Detroit
Indi
Green Bay
Chitown
Baltimore
Houston
N.O.
Dallas
San Diego
Philly
NYJ

FDR:

Jacksonville
Cinci
Atlanta
St. Louis
Indy
Washington
Chicago
Baltimore
Houston
New Orleans
Tennessee
San Diego
San Fran
Minny


Bob Cobb: 39-23 (8-6 last week)
FDR: 38-24 (8-6 last week)
Smuckers: 36-26 (10-4 last week)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

No no

no no no no no no no no. And that, ladies and gentlefolk, is what you call an alpha performance. Hopefully Cole was taking notes.

Would You Work For This Guy?

I didn't think so.

Meet Jeff Wilpon, COO of the New York Mets and the son of Mets pricipal owner Fred Wilpon. On Monday, the father/son duo called for a press conference and explained to the media why they relieved Omar Minaya of his General Manager duties and fired Manager Jerry Manuel after their second straight losing season. "We failed," said Fred Wilpon. The two sat there and answered the media for about an hour. Fred seemed sincere while Jeff came off as agitated and a bit overwhelmed. Jeff's role is what worries me the most.

These moves of course were expected. Manuel's contract expired this year. Minaya, on the other hand, is under contract through 2012 (owed about $2 million). The owners say that the new GM will decide if he wants Minaya back in a diminished role and will pick the new manager.

The media focused on the issue that there is a perception around the league that the Wilpons are micro-managers and get involved in baseball decisions. The Wilpons recognize this perception and insist that a new GM will have "full autonomy" and that "the old general manager had that." This is why I'm most concerned about Jeff Wilpon's relationship with this team. There's a major problem with your franchise if the best people in the business wouldn't be interested in working for a team in the country's largest market. Check out Joel Smerman's excellent article in the NY Post that describes Wilpon's reputation as "short-tempered, tone deaf, a credit seeker, an accountability deflector, a micro-manager, a second-guesser, a less-than-deep thinker, and bad at self-awareness." Sounds like the ideal boss, right? This new hire will be one of the most imporant decisions for ownership in its 30-year tenure at the helm of this franchise. They have to clear the air as they interview candidates and make it resonate that they will live up to their promise of autonomy. As Fred Wilpon said, "we're not qualified to pick baseball players." So set the budget and keep your hands off!

There's also significant speculation that the Mets are facing financial meltdown. It was revealed last year that Fred Wilpon was a long-time client of Bernard Madoff. The bankruptcy trustee revealed that Mets LP, a team affiliate, actually withdrew close to $50 million more than it had invested. This briefly abated conjecture that the Wilpons would be forced to sell the team. In July, however, a complaint was filed in Manhattan federal court saying Sterling Equities (the Mets are an affiliate of Sterling Equities) invested $16.2 million of its 401(k) plan's $17.6 million of assets with Madoff. This reignited media speculation surrounding the health of the Wilpon empire.

The Mets received $695.4 million in tax-free bonds to finance the construction of Citi Field. In February, this municipal debt was downgraded by Standard & Poor's to BB+, its highest non-investment grade rating. This downgrade was also a result of Ambac's rolw of insuring the bonds; their credit rating is CC. This June, the Mets refinanced $375 million of debt and had to put up more guarantees in the process since one of their Madoff investments was in the collateral pool. This may suggest the team's finances are rather healthy since they were able to maintain the same level of loan proceeds. Of course there isn't enough public information to confirm this assertion.

SportsNet New York, the New York Mets-controlled regional sports network, was launched in 2006 with Comcast and Time Warner as minority partners. SNY recently borrowed $450 million to refinance its existing debt and to make dividend distributions to investors. According to sources, the network has cash flow of about $100 million. This revenue stream is more inelastic since it is tied to cable subscribership. Fred Wilpon told the media at his press conference that the network is performing very well - for whatever that's worth.

The ongoing theme here is that the Mets have a significant amount of debt - albeit at low rates since some of this debt floats over Libor and the tax-free financing is at a very low rate. Their attendance, however, was down 600,000 gate receipts, a 17.2% drop from the inaugural season at Citi Field. Will attendance continue to sour with a losing product on the field? I would think so. Besides, ownership admits that the Mets are in a rebuilding phase. Look back at my post from August which lays out the $120 million of payroll commitments for 2011. If they are able to shed KRod, that number could come down $11.5 million, but it still seems unlikely that they can play a role in the free agency market for someone like Cliff Lee. Ownership must be losing quite a lot of money each year as the revenue line shrinks and any net income is swallowed up by their massive debt service amounts.

Fred Wilpon said the last four years have been the hardest of his 30 years of ownership. I certainly share that sentiment. Sadly, I am worried it will take just as long to turn things around.

MLB Playoff Predictions

NL:
Phillies over Reds
Giants over Braves
....
Phillies over Giants

AL:
Rangers over Rays
Twins over Yankees
....
Twins over Rangers

World Series:
Twins over Phillies (6 games)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Regular Season Awards



It's always sad when the baseball season ends - the postseason is exciting even if your team didn't make the playoffs, but the broadcasts are always horrible and the games end way too late. Thankfully Chip Caray isn't participating this October - nor is Dane Cook.

Before I recap yesterday's lovely press conference with New York Metropolitan ownership, I wanted to give out my annual MLB awards:

NL MVP - Joey Votto

AL MVP - Josh Hamilton

NL Cy Young - Roy Halladay

AL Cy Young - David Price

NL Rookie of the Year - Buster Posey

AL Rookie of the Year - Austin Jackson

NL Manager of the Year - Bud Black

AL Manager of the Year - Ron Gardenhire

SAFO Dud of the Year - Oliver Perez (0-5, 6.80 ERA, 46.1 IP, 54 H, 37 R, 9 HR, 42 BB, 37 SO, 4 WP, 4 HB, 2.07 WHIP)

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Week 4 Pickoff

Atlanta
Cincinnati
NY Jets
Seattle
Denver
Green Bay
Pittsburgh
New Orleans
Indianapolis
Houston
Philadelphia
San Diego
Chicago
New England

FDR:

Atlanta
NY Jets
Cinci
Green Bay
New Orleans
Pittsburgh
St. Louis
Tennessee
Indy
Houston
Washington
San Diego
Chicago
Miami


Smuckers
Atlanta
NYJ
Cinci
Green Bay
Denver
St. Louis
New Orleans
Pit
Houston
Indy
Washington
San Diego
NYG
Miami

Season Total:
Bob Cobb: 31-17 (10-6 last week)
FDR: 30-18 (10-6 last week)
Smuckers: 26-22 (11-5 last week)

Friday, September 24, 2010

Hype Machine

In between mocking the NFC West, Sports Guy dropped a random line about Jay Pharoah having a better career on SNL than Eddie Murphy. Given that Eddie Murphy singlehandedly saved SNL for three years after the iconic original cast left and the last black guy SNL hired made his name on Nickelodeon, that claim seemed highly dubious.

I'm not ready to agree with the SG, but this guy can do some serious impressions. I'm sure the hip, urban SNL writers like Seth Myers will utilize his talents well by sticking him in a 12:45 am sketch and leaving the Obama impression to the ex Mr. Peggy Olson.